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Some guys are named Guy, and some gals are named Gal. I see no reason why a moon can't be named Moon.

50% of the time it works every time

You don't pay for Photoshop because you can't afford it

I don't pay for Photoshop because fuck Adobe

We are not the same

You only feel this way because you're accustomed to Fahrenheit. I grew up with Celsius, and to me that feels like the perfect temperature scale. Fahrenheit feels weird and arbitrary to me.

What if he gets eaten by the working class?

You're right. How can we claim to live in a free society if our children don't even have the right to be exploited?

Ernest Vincent Wright: "Hold my beer"

Just try not to swallow the fly. I've heard if it gets inside you, the only way to get rid of it is to swallow a spider

Back when I was a student, the auto-flush sensors on the toilets at my university were so sensitive that I could trigger an accidental flush just by leaning forward about 10°. Just the subtle variations in my normal sitting posture could sometimes trigger as many as five flushes before I even started wiping. It was so bad I started carrying a pad of post-it notes in my pocket so I could cover the sensor before sitting down.

Acronyms are not typically dependent on the pronunciation of the words for which their letters stand. Here's a brief look at how a few common acronyms would be pronounced if they were:

• JPEG -> jfeg
• LASER -> less-ear
• SCUBA -> scub-aah
• NATO -> nut-oh
• ROM -> Rome

I prefer Lister's method