narr1

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[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Stealing other peoples' work and selling it as your own for your profit, the sacred art of the capitalists (it just works!)

Yeah, I work as a bartender and have occasionally had to deal with register/payment terminal combos that are basically just Android based devices with a receipt printer. I hate them, because it's completely possible to swipe up and close the app, or double press the unlock button and open the camera, or accidentally input something and trying to undo anything without starting over is a pain 'cause the buttons are too small. And occasionally those things will just not work, and the battery drains real fast.

[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, and the most capitalist part in them is the outrageous price tag and planned obsolescence. But yeah, keep talking about "muh technological development"

[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 87 points 3 months ago (12 children)

I swear bro the next capitalism actually works, bro trust me, bro without capitalism you wouldn't have iphones bro.

[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

Man, if anyone wants to put me within stabbing distance of this fucking spineless removed I can and will gladly feed him his own testicles after cutting them off, break his kneecaps and leave him bleeding in a sewer to be eaten by cat-sized rats, and take the blame for it. And again, to reiterate, gladly. For no other reason than hate.

[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago

I hate how people who should all be fucking killed with extreme prejudice are using words by my favorite author in their shitty fucking pig-enabling, authoritarian, weaponized technologies.

[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My money is on drugs winning this war on drugs, as they already did the one fought in the US against drugs. I'd much prefer that, in fact, as I like drugs more than whoeverthefuck it is that's fighting against drugs.

PS. WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Can I do nothing with it?

[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 months ago

"All of this is politics! You know, the thing that ruined America! But we're making America great again, by removing politics altogether and just staying in power forever! Hail ~~Hitler~~ Trump!"

Yeah, it's just Felon telling his puppets that those opposing him are puppets and thus stupid, unlike his who are big, strong and beautiful people and who will definately not lose all their money because of his economics, which is a different thing to politics because capitalism is the only one that just works, and no you shouldn't think about that too hard.

[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 months ago

lol fascists gonna fascist

[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Well there you have it: Finland - no better than Florida!

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