mikesizachrist

joined 1 week ago
[–] mikesizachrist@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Three jobs actually. Some administrations will have the VP spread oil or vasaline on satan's asshole. A vital role if the POTUS's penis is particularly small.

[–] mikesizachrist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is exactly how i kiss as well. I've never understood why ppl purse their lips (you look like a duck!) . For me, it's always been closed mouth, lips tight, and aiming for the mustache, so our lips dont actually meet and my mouth never looks weird for the cameras.

[–] mikesizachrist@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

We're not 52nd in the nation in education for nothing!

[–] mikesizachrist@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There's some truth to his statement as far as the numbers go and perhaps some correction is needed. Obviously, you wouldn't want to entirely remove the stats of African American women, as that would be blatantly racist, but it seems some for of compromise is warranted.

Perhaps counting only half of them? or perhaps slightly more than half, say 6/10ths

[–] mikesizachrist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They dont really have the authority to do anything right? Their one job is to be a backup president. It's like saying an actor's second didn't have any lines in the play (because the actor was there to say them all)