joaomarrom

This is disheartening.

So... there's nothing to be done? Iran's war of attrition strategy goes poof, just like that? What about closing Hormuz, and/or blowing up Saudi Aramco oil infrastructure? Would that be left as a response for Israel's inevitable sneak attack a few days into this so-called ceasefire?

"CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE! It has been fully agreed by and between Israel and Iran that there will be a Complete and Total CEASEFIRE (in approximately 6 hours from now, when Israel and Iran have wound down and completed their in progress, final missions!), for 12 hours, at which point the War will be considered, ENDED!

Officially, Iran will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 12th Hour, Israel will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 24th Hour, an Official END to THE 12 DAY WAR will be saluted by the World. During each CEASEFIRE, the other side will remain PEACEFUL and RESPECTFUL.

On the assumption that everything works as it should, which it will, I would like to congratulate both Countries, Israel and Iran, on having the Stamina, Courage, and Intelligence to end, what should be called, “THE 12 DAY WAR.”

This is a War that could have gone on for years, and destroyed the entire Middle East, but it didn’t, and never will! God bless Israel, God bless Iran, God bless the Middle East, God bless the United States of America, and GOD BLESS THE WORLD!"

I am admittedly bullish on the idea that Iran will package a peace deal with one for Gaza, so if this leads to that then all’s well that ends well, I guess.

I would be bullish on peace deals too if they were with literally anybody other than The Great Satan and its little spawn. Ceasefires and peace deals with Israel are suicidal. As they say, you do not negotiate with terrorists. There can be no peace in the region until Israel gets got.

Edit: FUCK

I mean, I wish it was true, and as much as I'd like to imagine that Brother Trump has found the light of Islam, now refuses to put the Ayatollah in harm's way, and is planning the downfall of Tel Aviv, it just doesn't sound like something that any US president would even dream of.

All I know is that Trump being the one person responsible for Israel's destruction (because let's face it, that's what would happen without US support), I don't think I would ever be able to stop laughing. It would be by far the funniest event in modern history, and nothing else comes even close.

At this rate I'm convinced that my attention is the one thing holding the fabric of reality together, because shit always happens when I'm not Monitoring the Situation. As long as I'm here collapsing the wave function, World War III will continue to be averted.

Fair enough, that was a shallow read on my part!

Bullshit. Yeah, Trump is surrounded by some very loud and obnoxious dumbasses, but I call bullshit on this one. A sortie of three B2s loaded with bunker busters flies halfway across the world with a full entourage of support hardware just to shoot blindly in the general direction of a uranium processing facility, based on guesswork?

Zohran's charisma is unreal, it's really off the charts. The man is simply bursting with rizz.

"We will not be dragged into a war of attrition, but if Iran keeps fighting we'll also keep fighting but in a new kind of war, that's not of attrition, trust me, but it will be a series of small-scale strikes that can go on for as long as it needs to. We're calling it War 2 and it's a thing we created, just like hummus."

Actually, what do we think about this guy? I haven't sit down to listen to any of his lectures yet, but for some reason some terminally-online people in Brazil wouldn't shut up about him a couple weeks ago and now he keeps popping up everywhere. Why does the YT algo love him so much?

...Prezidant Urk Gurk's cave dweller posse is using non-existant WMDs (Wasteland Man Dangerous) to start a war in the Midwest