flicker

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[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I want to understand, intrinsically, and be able to manipulate to my liking, all the financial systems of the world.

At worst, I'd quickly become a well-paid accountant. At best, I'd become an extremely talented, untraceable, modern Robin Hood.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago

It's so crazy how it looks like they want to double-team you but they are legitimately just good friends and it isn't a weird homophobic thing.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking of that guy who raped her multiple times and had HIV. I really need that guy to have more than "some time to think about what you've done" because he'd probably jerk off to it. :(

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Normally I'm 100% for this, it's just that this particular case seems so evil and egregious...

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is it? You didn't use any.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm still referring to my need to steal everything that is not both nailed down and on fire.

...nailed down or on fire is fine.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago

She wouldn't let the fisherman look in her wooden box, so they came up with this while story about her being a foreign princess, married for convenience, and took an illicit lover, so they killed her lover and put his head in the box and set her to sea.

That is an insane amount of bananas details for "she has a box and won't let us see what's inside."

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 days ago

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

I am absolutely the bunny. Because I'm moisturized and just had my hair done, but I'm also completely done.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

Think if it as a moral cancer.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

Both are equally in the realm of "rich" when compared to people living paycheck to paycheck.

 

This is sort of a shower thought because this morning I was using some shaving cream and I thought, if it turns out in 5 years this was giving me cancer, I wouldn't be surprised.

Comes out a goo, ejected from a can with force, immediately becomes a foam?

Do you have anything you use that you think might be too good to be true?

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