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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The people who owned my cat before me had him neutered really young, so he has absolutely no urge to have sex, but my neighbours cat has fallen in love with him, so every time she goes on heat, she comes over and tries her little heart out to get his attention and he's just oblivious AF and thinks he's just got a a nice cool friend. It's so sad hearing her try and I can't tell her she's wasting her time, I don't speak cat.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 3 hours ago

Did Tony Blair fuck Trump as well?

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 26 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

According to these Nazis.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 13 points 3 hours ago

Of course Nazis don't think the Nazi symbol is a hate symbol.

That would be like me saying the weed leaf image is a hate symbol.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 6 points 4 hours ago

I love cyberpunk future corn lady, it's a nice level of absurdity but surprisingly whenever she's used in something, it weirdly feels right.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 7 points 4 hours ago

Go have a wank and come back, you're a little too horny today.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 16 points 14 hours ago

DO A KICKFLIP!

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 36 points 1 day ago (15 children)
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

It could be retractable or detachable.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

Good luck getting people to search your political party up on google, that shits gonna be on page 3.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Does Tigger want pooh to fuck him?

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 86 points 2 days ago

So an album full of covers of John Cage's 4 33.

 
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