derry

joined 4 weeks ago
[–] derry@midwest.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Pretty sure one of them ain't a virgin. Could be wrong but id bet a beer on it

[–] derry@midwest.social 10 points 4 days ago

Be a shame if someone posted the days congress worked so far this year...

[–] derry@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago

Sauted with some mushroom

[–] derry@midwest.social 50 points 6 days ago (9 children)

It's like ai write wrote this comic

[–] derry@midwest.social 117 points 1 week ago (13 children)

"we have middle aged over weight man at home" At home "Dad"

[–] derry@midwest.social 14 points 1 week ago

We've been trying to reach you about your car insurance

[–] derry@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

That escalated quickly

[–] derry@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But it's a bitch to strap them on a coyote and get it go where you want it to go. Oh coyote as in a smuggler not the 4 legged canine type

[–] derry@midwest.social 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You should ask them if you haven't already. In a kind way of course.

[–] derry@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

I was led to believe he was built like a body builder. This has to be fake. /s

[–] derry@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago

A beer is for but a moment but an Internet post is forever.

[–] derry@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago
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