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It Sure Would Be a Shame If You Put Third Party Ink in Your Printer (Guest Column by HP CEO Enrique Lores) (hard-drive.net)
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[–] BagOfHeavyStones@lemm.ee 24 points 4 days ago

The timer is set.

Some days pass.

"Problem with the ink system."

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

For some reason its not funny coming from a CEO

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ate the onion?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Ah, I shouldn't have taken the guest column as a guest column I should have read the author here

[–] Bellingdog@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They're all gonna laugh at you!

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Oh no! Not on the socials! I'm rooeened!

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Oh mom...

[–] derry@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago

Sauted with some mushroom

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

You're reading a headline/article in an Onion comm.