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It Sure Would Be a Shame If You Put Third Party Ink in Your Printer (Guest Column by HP CEO Enrique Lores) (hard-drive.net)
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[–] swab148@lemm.ee 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ate the onion?

[–] derry@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago

Sauted with some mushroom

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ah, I shouldn't have taken the guest column as a guest column I should have read the author here

[–] Bellingdog@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They're all gonna laugh at you!

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Oh no! Not on the socials! I'm rooeened!