deania

American Jesus

(noun)

pronounced Jee-bus

The last thing we want is a repeat of the Night of the Living Piss

Illegal immigrants deserve more then 35k. Those people are getting away from the worst places imaginable with nothing to their names

I hate the interface rework that requires you to use your mouse, and won't play new versions because of it

"But diamonds are forever, don't you want to show your partner how your love for them is forever too?"

No they fucking aren't, heat one and hit it with a jet of oxygen and it'll burn like any other chunk of carbon.

Not sure if this counts, but on my install of nobara whenever I hover over an icon in the home bar it relocates to the bottom left corner of the screen, leaving an empty space. I can still interact with apps by clicking on the empty space where the icon used to be so it doesn't brick my home bar, it's just really annoying.

Art of the meal

My parents pay like 40 dollars per month for 1Mb down and like .2 Mb up

One second, let me try to recreate Ron "I lost a presidential bid to an orangutan" Desantis's thought process:

Inhale

WE HAVE TO BAN FAKE MEAT BECAUSE ITS MADE BY LIBERAL WOKE COMMUNIST SCIENTISTS THAT WILL LACE IT WITH TRANSGENDERISM AND TURN OUR KIDS GAY OUR REAL AMERICAN KIDS SHOULD ONLY EAT REAL AMERICAN MEAT

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go disinfect my mouth

Republicans try to increase birth rates, but end up blocking IVF instead:

"It hurt itself in its ~~confusion~~ stupidity!"

RED: SHADOW MAGGOTS!

There isn't a version of LineageOS available for my phone : (