bastian_5

joined 1 year ago
[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

It’s a suggestion, and just enough enforcement to stop people from accidentally wandering that way. Who knows, it might actually be a “don’t go this way, there’s something dangerous” kind of thing, or they could have actual security further along.

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago (5 children)

When it works I'll use piped and shit, but half the time it doesn't work lmao

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 36 points 10 months ago (13 children)

Meanwhile swap them to get normal baking and cooking without a predefined recipe. Anyone can cook and have it turn out well. If you do not have at least a masters in chemistry and you try to bake, it will fucking explode, burn, still be frozen in the center (even if it wasn't before), be too salty, need a little bit more salt, implode, and make the entire house smell like it's on fire until the heat death of the universe 5 seconds after you put it in the oven.

If you have a recipe they're fairly similar, but baking is more precise while cooking usually requires more direct attention.

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Hence why the meme says bi and not pan

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Piped alternative, in case you want to have only a 50% of it loading before the heat death of the universe.

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (9 children)
[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you type 9,999 your house burns down

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And who performed the study? A robotaxi company....

Congratulations you've fallen for the same shit that said cigarettes are healthy, leaded gasoline is fine, and climate change doesn't exist.

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I had less self consciousness so my vocabulary consisted of more than fifteen words.

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you chomp, nobody else will want any part of it.

But if you break you can replace the broken off piece with laxatives to punish the thief

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

3000 years ago they were already 1000 years old.

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Eat the rich?

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