ampedwolfman

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[–] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This dude is a Russian asset too right? Him, Crowder, cucker tarlson, Candace Owen's, the hodge twins....not just tim pool and the other two...it's this guy too right?

[–] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Those are my crocs.

[–] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

This is only what they assume it to be. They are still having issues deciphering his weird lizard man script.

[–] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

My now wife hid them from me for about 3 or 4 months. She's more flatulent than me. Always to think about how hush hush it has to be before everything comes out. I farted in front of her within days of our first kiss.

[–] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

To an extent this is my marriage. My wife and I both own our own companies. Mine is much more established and therefore offers me some leeway on my in office time (I'm an accountant). This means I often spend more time taking care of our children. I also cook, make grocery store trips, clean (to an extent), etc. She still helps around the house which isn't ad much as it used to be. But I see her working her ass off so I don't complain.

As for protecting me....no. I'm a pretty large dude. 6'3" 250. So unfortunately when things go bump in the night ya boi gets to go investigate.

[–] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Girl's, how long have you been holding that fart?

[–] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

For the dummies like me, this article references only South Korean birth rates.

[–] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Right, I know nothing of his politics but I remember him being fucking hype to run this country. I was too young to vote then, but he would have had mine. Mother fucker was excited.

[–] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Agreed. I spent nearly $12k last year and I might see 3 of it back. For clarification we pulled out youngest son out of daycare in August or September. Not all of the 12k was his costs but most of it was (probably around 10k-10.5k) it was near $1300 a month when we pulled him out after a large increase after the summer months.

[–] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is a semi spicy take but hear me out. He went on for like 5 albums about what a lonely piece of shit he was and that no one loved him and he was a horrible person. He even alludes to being a predator in Science Fiction. I think the song is called, "in the water." While I would never condone what he did, his actions, in a way validate his music. Something that was often in doubt for me in that genre.

The line I'm referring too is, "hide your daughters, the old men say. We were young once before, we know how we get our way."

[–] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I went to an Indian restaurant a long time ago with two coworkers on lunch. The waiter asked me how hot I wanted to which I responded, "just medium I have to go back to work." It was chicken vindaloo and it was the hottest shit I'd ever eaten and enjoyed. I was sweating really bad but it was so good. I barely made it back to the office before I had to start shitting.

I go back on a Friday after work. I tell the same guy, make it as hot as you can. It wasn't nearly as hot as it was that day. I was mad disappointed. Still really good but I wanted it to melt my face like the end of Indiana Jones. Still burned my asshole that way. Defifinite 5/7. Would recommend.

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