Lockheed Martin executives be like: [smoking a $100 bill] Afghanistan was a failure? Cause it sure don’t feel like it 
Go nowhere? Hey now, a few lucky lawyers in Texas are going to get very, very, very wealthy, and the victims might even get a 10 cent check in the mail a few decades down the line!
Trump tariffs
I kinda lucked out with my career choice and the time I started. I work for an unspecified airline and bid for a monthly schedule. Average 15-20 days off a month (not consecutively). Not out of the goodness of their corporate hearts of course. Legally I can only work 1000 hours in a year, and 100 hours in a month. The FAA has determined that exceeding those hours is detrimental to one’s mental wellbeing.
Unpaid vacation is fairly simple, just drop/trade shifts till you something that works. Can’t get too into detail about how paid vacation works for opsec reasons since the union bargaining agreements are easily searchable, but I can get about 20 paid days a year. So I get a month off a year with most of it paid.
I think quiet-quitting is supposed to mean doing your job and not gifting your boss extra free labor outside your job description and off-the-clock
Columbus is basically Jesus to Amerikkkan “Italians”
Hey look, it’s the latest bullshit portmanteau invented by worthless thinkpiece “writers” to describe a concept that already has a normal word for it
Anyone else love to bare-back while planning their micro-retirement after a long day of quiet-quitting?
Himmler will visit the Reichskanzlei next Monday as Hitler presses for a ceasefire in Auschwitz
Hey now wait a minute, the Germans learned a valuable lesson: it’s never ok to genocide white people
Why are they blocking the road? Run those anteefuh protestors over
Israelis would rather have a racially pure child from corpse sperm than adopt any one of the millions of orphan children around the world