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I do tend to have a calming effect on people. Mostly because I can't be bothered by anything beyond my control, so I just think "Eh, fuck it" and proceed as normal.

Banjos are fricking awesome!

Commuting home via train. It derailed. I didn't really notice it because I had my headphones on and read a book. It was a slightly bumpy ride, but that sort of stuff happens, right? I only realised something was off when people started smashing in the windees and breaking open the doors, climbing off and running away.

I packed my stuff, hopped outside and looked at the train. Sure enough, it was fully off the tracks.

I've never been in that small town before and had no idea how to get home. So, I did the only reasonable thing I could think of: Finding the nearest local pub, drinking a pint of beer, having a smoke and figure things out from there.

Met a sweet couple about my age over there who were on the same train and lived in that area. We had a lovely chat, a few more pints and then they dropped me off at the bus stop from where I could get back home. We became close friends.

Too strange to live, too rare to die by HST.

Sums up my life pretty well.

Aber da ist doch schon Frosch-Tag, meine Kerl*innen.

Ja ist denn schon wieder Femjungen-Samstag?

auf den Kalender schau

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Okay, Ehre wem Ehre gebührt: Du hast ich_iel hiermit heute gewonnen.

Danke, ob mich damit heute Abend die Jungspunde im Tanzlokal kühl finden werden?

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Erreichen der nächsten Stufe im Lebenssimulator.

Your nose looks very well tended.

My ENT one week after my surgery.

Du hast uns Lesben nicht einkalkuliert. Zu deinem Glück bin ich glücklich verheiratet. ^_^