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They just panicked and lost their cool. It's way more dangerous what they did instead of waiting inside until emergency services arrive. By the time I hopped off, the entire area was swarming with paramedics , fire brigade and the guards. I was the last person on that train

Fair. It wasn't intentional on my end, it's just a not uncommon attitude in GB and IE, I suppose. ^^

Why, what's the reference I'm missing? ^_^

Ah, lol, did you refer to the Winchester? I guess many people in Ireland act that way, too. That's where it happened. A healthy "oh well..." attitude.

I do tend to have a calming effect on people. Mostly because I can't be bothered by anything beyond my control, so I just think "Eh, fuck it" and proceed as normal.

Banjos are fricking awesome!

Commuting home via train. It derailed. I didn't really notice it because I had my headphones on and read a book. It was a slightly bumpy ride, but that sort of stuff happens, right? I only realised something was off when people started smashing in the windees and breaking open the doors, climbing off and running away.

I packed my stuff, hopped outside and looked at the train. Sure enough, it was fully off the tracks.

I've never been in that small town before and had no idea how to get home. So, I did the only reasonable thing I could think of: Finding the nearest local pub, drinking a pint of beer, having a smoke and figure things out from there.

Met a sweet couple about my age over there who were on the same train and lived in that area. We had a lovely chat, a few more pints and then they dropped me off at the bus stop from where I could get back home. We became close friends.

Too strange to live, too rare to die by HST.

Sums up my life pretty well.

Aber da ist doch schon Frosch-Tag, meine Kerl*innen.

Ja ist denn schon wieder Femjungen-Samstag?

auf den Kalender schau

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Okay, Ehre wem Ehre gebührt: Du hast ich_iel hiermit heute gewonnen.

Your nose looks very well tended.

My ENT one week after my surgery.