TigerAce

You mean wannabe US? (never truly accepted metric system, even discussed to change back to imperial)

Edit: fair point though. My bad.

I don't get why Americans are doing their best to avoid the metric system. It's always weird discriptions. Like dishwashers, or in this case, half a giraffe. Just use bananas if (cubic) meters are too complex.

Gotta go easy on the cocain

Optimistic

before an intern finds him sobbing in the closet.

Fucking the couch in the oval office.

forced internment

American concentration camps. Don't make it sound less than it was.

Finally something so I can walk home when drunk.

You'll be the smartest person in the room (graveyard) as their brains have rotted away and you will win any discussion. They'll have nothing to challenge your arguments. I don't think this will have any scientific value though. Except maybe from a psychological perspective, as you're an idiot trying to argue with a grave.

How, they're all dead.

Let's not rank his criminal actions but judge each one seperstely.

Name checks out

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