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[–] antsu@lemmy.wtf 105 points 3 weeks ago

Can I pick 2 and have them talk to each other instead? Would love to watch Hawking get Newton up to speed on some stuff.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 94 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Are they time traveling to see me, or am I time traveling to see them?

Because if it's the latter, Hawking on June 28, 2009.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Was that his famous time travel party?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

Yes. Would be rude to turn down an invitation.

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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 68 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To make it fair you should get extra time with hawking

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To ask him what he saw on the island

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"So, did you ever have any plans to build that helicopter thing you drew?"

"Chi sei? Dove sono? Come sono arrivato qui?"

"Sorry, what?"

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 62 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Tesla. I feel there's so much we don't know, let alone understand, about his ideas. Have we overly sane/crazy washed him?

[–] genau@europe.pub 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He was probably a bit crazy.

[–] bigfondue@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

True, but probably more interesting than Newton, who would just keep talking about god the whole time.

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[–] cynar@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Apparently he didn't trust patents etc. He would come up with fanciful ideas, that sounded vaguely plausible, as cover for what he was actually working on.

At this point picking apart the Good, the bad and the cover is an ...interesting exercise.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Look what Edison did. I don't blame him for not trusting how the business world works.

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

None. I give my spot to someone who wouldn't waste it.

I can't speak on their level, and I'm okay with that. I've worked around some absolutely amazing geniuses in my career and I'm happy to be the worker bees in the arrangement. I'm no slouch, and I've done my own share of really cool stuff, but I wouldn't waste such an opportunity on me.

Give it to the Steve Baumels, the Tomas Bartas and the Jeff Linds of the world, the unsung bright spots in our tech march forward.

I'll save everyone a spot at lunch and try to get in on the group photo.

[–] ns1@feddit.uk 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This was my first thought as well, sadly I'm probably not clever enough to fully appreciate and understand any of these people. If I'm not allowed to transfer my place then at least I can have some fun telling Da Vinci about planes and stuff

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[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Edison. For 3 hours, in a padded room, where no-one can hear his screams.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The irony is at least three of these people would make you want to do this to them by the end while Edison was able to do what he did because he could hold a conversation

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Feynman, over a beer, at a strip club.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll be the dancer. Just make sure I can hear your conversation.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

Probably Edison but only to tell him how much of a fuckhead he will be remembered as.

[–] HiobsTriops@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Hawking was probably way more familiar with the works, achievements and maybe even personal anecdotes of everyone in this post than I could ever hope to be. Thus, sitting down with him feels like the best deal.

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[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Feynman, mainly because he was an amazing professor and knows how to talk to people.

Einstein and Newton disliked people, so they would be terrible conversationslists outside their areas of expertise. I think that was true of Leonardo as well. Edison is also out because he was a dick.

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Edison but instead of talking to him, I Rick Roll him for three hours.

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Marie Curie three times and Imma sit real close to her so I can check out early and miss a whole lot of what's currently going on.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would need like a decade of prep to have any meaningful discussion with any of them 😅

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

See, I'd pick Feynman, and have him teach me bongos.

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Davinci for sure because of the breadth of genius and imagination seems more approachable to a casual conversation, plus history has less on him.

Other's have so much depth in their fields that I wouldn't be able to converse intelligently on anything they are famous for. Having a chat with Feynman would be my second choice because his talks to laymen audiences are quite good.

A pint or five with either would be fun.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't speak medieval Italian so sadly he's off my list

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Presumably if we figured out how to bring back the dead and thoroughly decomposed, we could solve the language barrier.

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[–] ragas@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Einstein.

He was a generally great guy and had very progressive social views, so it would be fun to talk to him about the current state of the world.

Also a lot of his theories around relativity and theories of quantum physics have been proven recently. It would be amazing to see his mind be blown when he realises both sides were right and what that means for how a theory of everything needs to look like.

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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

With Marie Curie but perhaps via zoom.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 19 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I'd let DaVinci hit my vape

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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Feynman. Dude must have some crazy stories. Seriously, who cares about science?

[–] mholiv@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Why? He was relatively contemporary and lived a pretty normal life relative to most of us compared to the historical figures.

That and he was a mega sexist who made the lives of women in science much worse for literal decades.

https://youtu.be/TwKpj2ISQAc

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Alan Turing, the father of modern computer science. I'd also probably s his d because he's technically a dilf. 🫦

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Consent?

As if any of these people want to talk to ME for 3 hours?

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[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bohr, for sure.
I've read Feynman's biography, which, for the record, I would not recommend to everyone.
But he's witnessed Einstein and all of these early physics luminaries, and by his memorable account, everybody was in awe of Bohr, and Bohr only.
So I'd like to hear what the ruckus was about.

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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Leonardo to blow his mind and maybe make a time paradox

Tesla to explain to him that he really needs to take some financial advice because it's not about him, it's about people using his techniques.

Edison to punch in the face repeatedly for an hour

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Tesla. Gotta know about the death ray.

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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Probably Einstein, because he seems like an interesting dude beyond his physics. He liked philosophy, for example, and is one of the examples that I invoke when I argue that university level science education should involve more philosophy — Einstein wasn't an anomaly in this respect, but a good symbol for discussing how the practice of scientists doing philosophy seems to have waned over the 20th century.

He was also pro-socialism, and had sensible takes about how science isn't a universal solution to stuff, but a specialised tool that is good for some problems but not for others.

Related: those who enjoy long video essays may enjoy this one from an awesome ex-astrophysicist: Einstein Was a Socialist; Should We Care? (1h16m)

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[–] randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

The answer is Feynman

[–] bazzett@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

As a biologist, I'm offended that there isn't Darwin, nor Mayr, nor Lesquereux, nor Jay Gould nor Margulis.

So I take Leonardo. I also like to draw and paint. I would like to say Marie, but unfortunately I'm not immune to radiation.

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[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago

Curie looks tired. If I'm gonna embarrass myself with anyone anyway, I'll invite her and we'll have a relaxing cup of herb tea at least.

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

God, I literally cannot choose. That list is probably my perfect list of scientific figures in history. Aside from Edison, he can burn in hell.

The only ones I might add would be Goodenough and Gauss.

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Leonhard Euler, without a doubt.

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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd ask nikola tesla three times what he thinks about Tesla using his name for an inferior car that shouldn't even be a thing.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"This guy put my name on his shitty car company??"

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Feel like I would just disappoint 3 different people. What a cruel thing to bring someone back from the dead for.

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