TerranFenrir

joined 3 weeks ago
 

One day a women had 100 children.

she sadly didn't had the creativity to name all 100 of them, so she named each one of them a number from 1 - 100. one of them was named "One", the next one was named "Two" and so on all the way to one hundred. But, in a tragic accident 99 out of those 100 children died, and only one girl survived named "Ninety". Ninety eventually grew up and lived a whole life, and she even had a few children of her own. One day the children were playing outside, they stumbled upon a stray dog and decided to keep it. Ninety did not want the children to have a dog so they hid it and named it "This" so that they could talk about it around their mom without he knowing. they would say "let's go take This outside" and things like these behind there mom's back. One day when the kids were not paying attention. This walks out into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car, This eventuality dies and Ninety's kids don't tell there mother even then. No one else ever hears about This again.

you teens will never know about This,
coz only 90's kids remember This

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Awww thanks <333

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why do u fuck sharks?

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Nooo please don't humiliate your catboy like that :(

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't it be a femboy husband and tomboy wife?

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

So beautiful!

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Naah for some reason I find it incredibly disgusting. Instead, I scream till it gets out.

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not. Nicole never messaged me :(

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aww you're always posting cute stuff like this on Lemmy. Keep up the cuteness haha!

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

You got me for 0.4201 seconds

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
  1. If the civilization that discovers it is more advanced than 20th century humanity, then no. They would know their purpose.
  2. If it's not as technologically advanced, the it's possible I suppose
[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nah they'll say "your the dumb fuck"

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you really Obamna?

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