SusheeMonster

joined 1 year ago
[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

You know, I've been waiting for something to top spaghetti hentai and I think we found it

[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Nepotism is so dope, you get to do whoever you want.

Am I right, ~~guys~~ cousins?

[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kinda ironic that Amazon.com is killing its namesake through its carbon footprint

[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey, do you think these junkies go back to their crack houses & make mixtapes for each other?

Now that's what I call smash & grab music

[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

But think about it. If we were the same, then we could both go fuck ourselves.

It'll be like killing two birds with one penis, y'know?

[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

We can all date ourselves by realizing that this episode is old enough to drink

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Cockroaches#:~:text=Cockroaches%20are%20creatures%20who%20appear,Man%20and%20Barnacle%20Boy%20IV.%22

thanksweshoulddothisagainsometimeillcallyou

[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If these smart washers are so damn smart, how come my shirts still have pit stains?

[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope it was one of those poops where you felt lighter afterwards, and that wiping afterwards wasn't an ordeal

[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Great, now I have this mental image of packs of Floridamen roving up & down Daytona Beach - harassing tourists and combing the sand for meth

[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Gamerbros need exfoliation too, you know