Speaker

joined 5 years ago
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

We follow the science, and the science says mama needs 10AM mimosas at an overcrowded brunch spot!

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Currently workshopping ideas for a "we shoot ICE agents" lawn sign to spice up the dull "immigrants welcome" and "no one is illegal" fare in the neighborhood. EDIT: Maybe a "sorry we missed you, we're training a new spotter" for good measure.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but good luck proving liability in a civil case against the Pepsico-Walmart-Starbucks-Tyson Chicken-Coca-Cola megacorp.

We here at PeWaStaTyChiColaCorp have always stood up for the little guy! The little guy lives at our campus in Omelas and legal has advised us to make no further comments on the little guy.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

At least one answer to the question is in the question.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

That was a true banger.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

OH FUCK I'M GONNA PAAAASTE

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We're one historical development away from :thinkpoopballs:

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm almost certain you could get 80% of the functionality of this service in plain NGINX, maybe a tiny sprinkle of Lua for the randomness. Serving "static" content is cheap. Add a little rate limiting and I gotta imagine you could run this on a very shitty board for a long time.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

It's impossible to tell until we see a COVID test.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This face hits you up on the codec, wyd?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

SPACEBALLS: THE NICHE PERIPHERAL

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ozempic face strikes again! He's Bill Clinton-ing at an unprecedented rate.

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