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I have hard evidence that some of you work for the government. in c/technology@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

If you work for the Department of the Interior are you an Innie?

I have hard evidence that some of you work for the government. in c/technology@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

TIL new drug slang.

You monstrous weirdo in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Every username in this screenshot is a Kojima character.

something incredibly funny is about to happen in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Very excited to hear about Elon winning the Masters, US Open, and Ryder Cup this year and reporting a +7 handicap, all while looking suspiciously like 3 or 4 different Chinese golf pros whenever he's on the course.

How do vaccine deniers like RFK Jr square the circle that their boy, Drumpf, did Operation Warp Speed to fast track the covid-19 vaccine and he also put Fauci in charge on HIS watch? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

We follow the science, and the science says mama needs 10AM mimosas at an overcrowded brunch spot!

What are we gonna do to Immigration and Customes Enforcement? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Currently workshopping ideas for a "we shoot ICE agents" lawn sign to spice up the dull "immigrants welcome" and "no one is illegal" fare in the neighborhood. EDIT: Maybe a "sorry we missed you, we're training a new spotter" for good measure.

Eating cilantro to get rid of the metals I got by eating cilantro to get rid of the metals I got by eating cilantro to get rid of the metals I got by ... in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but good luck proving liability in a civil case against the Pepsico-Walmart-Starbucks-Tyson Chicken-Coca-Cola megacorp.

We here at PeWaStaTyChiColaCorp have always stood up for the little guy! The little guy lives at our campus in Omelas and legal has advised us to make no further comments on the little guy.

Eating cilantro to get rid of the metals I got by eating cilantro to get rid of the metals I got by eating cilantro to get rid of the metals I got by ... in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

At least one answer to the question is in the question.

Yeah I watch theory in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

That was a true banger.

Not so open, huh, sammy boy in c/technology@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

OH FUCK I'M GONNA PAAAASTE

Put succinctly, the entire history of the world can be understood as in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We're one historical development away from :thinkpoopballs:

Coder creates an 'infinite maze' to snare AI bots in an act of 'sheer unadulterated rage at how things are going' on the content-scraped web in c/technology@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm almost certain you could get 80% of the functionality of this service in plain NGINX, maybe a tiny sprinkle of Lua for the randomness. Serving "static" content is cheap. Add a little rate limiting and I gotta imagine you could run this on a very shitty board for a long time.