Speaker

joined 5 years ago
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

"I can't believe how many people showed up to my funeral. Tom Sawyer, you've done it again!"

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

Only Dems could make a real photo look like AI slop.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize the memetic potential of Missoureh.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Through the darkness of future past
The magician longs to see.

One chants out between two worlds
Go to Joe 30330.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

This Gaylord invented Earth Day, and if Trashfuture ever finds out about this I expect the rest of the show will be "gay Lord Nelson" bits.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Trump, moments before appointing the Hatman as Secretary of State.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Where are y'all still seeing ads? I am dangerously online personally and professionally, and besides the inescapable host-reads I don't find myself interacting with ads. I'm currently dirtying up my ushanka by only using Hexbear for social media, so maybe I just have a weird bubble.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

@frauddogg@hexbear.net for best effortposter in the category of anti-kkkrakkker aktion.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

"deluge of worthless symbols that clutter the literate mind" is very evocative.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Is this that brutalist design the kids are always gassing on about?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

What do you call a privately funded military again? I'm sure there's a word for that. 🤔 Ah well, I'm absolutely certain no organization like that has ever caused trouble for any nearby distressed governments. Nothing to worry about.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There are cruise ships that people live on. Like, they don't book them out, you buy a spot on the ship and they just go around the world and stop places. There are multiple year-long cruises, dozens of month-long ones. Most of the ships have been in service since the 70s, sold, resold, refitted. It's truly a cursed industry.

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