He's actually the next space on my bingo card.
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Timmy would go on to run for Congress on an anti killbot policy. He would lose to a bigoted blowhard who insisted on the right for all people to own killbots to make them pancakes.
This strongly worded letter is going to do it this time guys I swear
Why so thorny?
I have been telling my wife since we got married that we will not be buying Samsung appliances. I'll pay twice as much for anything else.
When we went to buy a new washer and dryer the sales guy really hyped up the wifi connectivity and all the extra features you get with a Samsung washer. The point that I will only ever be near my washer and dryer when I need to use it seemed to fly so far over his head her couldn't see it with the naked eye.
At no point in the last 5 years with these appliances have either I, or my wife, even thought about the washer while we weren't literally standing in front of it. Let alone needed it to have an Internet connection.
Is anybody feeling snacks? I'm feeling snacks man
ACKTSHUALLY THO the Irish potato famine was socialism actually. Because see the British were trying to save the Irish FROM socialism, so they HAD to take all the crops. Because, ummm, if they let the Irish keep the crops that they grew, WHICH WERE FOR THE BRITISH, then that was socialism.
Also the Irish did it to themselves they were just too lazy to work. The British were starving too. Because see the famine. And it started in Kansas. JUST LIKE THE SPANISH FLU. So anyway now we have a free and capitalism Ireland like baby Irish Jesus intended.
Glad to have cleared that up mate.