Schnabeltierpoet

joined 1 year ago

Vietnam seeks death for tycoon in $12bn fraud case in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] Schnabeltierpoet@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago

Why not just seize their assets and liquidate them?

YES, YES! Seize their assets and liquidate the billionaires!

Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] Schnabeltierpoet@feddit.de 1 points 7 months ago

🎶 ... trust me, Im an engineer I think I put this thing right here ... 🎶

I'm already at the end of my paragraph, and I haven't even finished speaking my third word. in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] Schnabeltierpoet@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago

Oh no, NCD has another leak

Comcast reluctantly agrees to stop its misleading “10G Network” claims in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Schnabeltierpoet@feddit.de 12 points 8 months ago

Hey, that is still considered "high-speed" here in Germany!

‘Megayachts’ are environmentally indefensible. The world must ban them. in c/climate@slrpnk.net

[–] Schnabeltierpoet@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

I mean, in theory you could equip all the winches with electric motors, but for me it would just take part of the fun away

Court rules Gabe Newell must appear in person to testify in Steam anti-trust lawsuit in c/games@lemmy.world

[–] Schnabeltierpoet@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Could you elaborate on that?

NWBTCW in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] Schnabeltierpoet@feddit.de 10 points 11 months ago

Hm... When I woke up this morning I did not expect to see a Diebels-Alt-bottle in a meme today...

eat the rich in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] Schnabeltierpoet@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why yes, of course. At least twice! Once with low heat (well more like "warmth" around 37°C if I remember correctly) to help the dough rise and then a second time to bake it.

eat the rich in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] Schnabeltierpoet@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Of the rectangular cuboid shaped variety

eat the rich in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] Schnabeltierpoet@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago (7 children)

"Wheat" I assume

Scientists plan to melt moondust to make lunar roads. Astronauts may have to do more moon-driving than moon-walking during future missions. in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Schnabeltierpoet@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

French police are probing possible poisoning of Russian journalist who denounced Ukraine war in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] Schnabeltierpoet@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, there's always Novichok, Gelsemium, Ricin, Carfentanyl....