ProtonEvoker

joined 2 years ago
[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

One of the things no one thinks about: the name of the paladin order in Warcraft II was the Knights of the Silver Hand. They were literally worshiping the cursor.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 195 points 3 months ago (31 children)

For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

“He punched me in the dick! Why? Why did he punch me in the dick?”

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The feeling of being autistic and have ADHD, but people just ASSUME you know what you’re talking about because you speak with confidence and are “the smartest person here”.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

Bro, the moment that “abolishing the age of consent” is brought up, you need to know that they aren’t acting in good faith. Every argument they bring forth should be tainted by that shit!

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 122 points 5 months ago (9 children)

A libertarian is just a conservative that likes weed. You can ask their girlfriends after they pick them up from middle school.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago (4 children)

When you write your letter to Santa, but you’re dyslexic.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 54 points 6 months ago (10 children)

I mean, if you only look at visuals, Pyramid Head is just a dude in a costume. Pretty tame by “hear me out” standards.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Cool design, but the weird feet are gonna make the MG model a bitch to balance without a stand.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Off topic and mild spoilers: this is one of the scenes that show that your choices don’t really matter (just like the coin toss and which pendant you want Elizabeth to wear). Regardless of your decision, the person next to Booker will grab his hand and point out his tattoo.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 73 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It’s a well established fact that Nightwing has the nicest ass in comics.

P.S. The best thing about being bi is being able to lust after Nightwing’s and Raven’s asses. 🤤

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 65 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yup, making them related without removing any of the subtext. So they went from being lesbians to being incestuous lesbians.

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