ProtonEvoker

joined 1 year ago
[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 72 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It’s a well established fact that Nightwing has the nicest ass in comics.

P.S. The best thing about being bi is being able to lust after Nightwing’s and Raven’s asses. 🤤

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yup, making them related without removing any of the subtext. So they went from being lesbians to being incestuous lesbians.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Personally a fan of the Sonic Screwdriver, because I like my drinks like I like my ladies: sweet, bubbly, geeky as hell, and able to knock my ass out.

2 parts Sprite

2 parts orange juice

1 part vanilla vodka

1 part Blue Curaçao

Combine and serve in a highball glass on the rocks.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That’s been your thing since 3e, ya damn whippersnappers! 👴-old Wizards

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The Gamers (the original one) made the same joke. Also, available for free on YouTube.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

You might be interested in “rolling with emphasis”, a house rule by Brandon Lee Mulligan. Rather than rolling twice and taking the best/worst result, you take the result furthest from 10. Designed for actions that can only end really well or really badly.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 110 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I’ve best heard it described as “a rogue and a bard who can only seem to roll Nat 20s and Nat 1s”.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You just described the original Jak trilogy.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Played by Khary Patyon, aka the voice of Cyborg for the last two decades.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine keeps its pricks on the outside.