Metostopholes

Idiot adventurer. He should have saved the 800 cheese wheels in case he needed to eat them at the final boss, then during the fight forget he has them.

Arby's Horsey Sauce is the best fast food sauce anywhere. There will be no further discussion on this point.

I'll discuss whatever I want!

But... you're not wrong. However an argument could be made for the Mardi Gras Mustard at Popeye's, which actually also has horseradish.

Anhedonia Sesame Balls

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Especially when it's playing Flight of the Valkyries.

It is my headcanon that all dwarves grow beards, but for cultural reasons dwarf women shave.

Canadian Thanksgiving is a worse time to have it, as it cuts into valuable spooky season.

Spider-Man and the X-Men #2 from 2015.

"This headstone is so worn I can barely read it... 'Ate'... 'Ate My Balls'?"

Edit: For you youngsters, this was once the height of internet humour.

Godless killing machines.