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"Real-vulns" christ on a cracker the human species is fucking broken you don't have to make cringe new slang for everything

Pretty obviously imo lol

not a bad parody idea tbh, you could probably totally get away with a Legally Distinct Hulk Like Guy who has to be like "hold up let me browse my feed for a sec" before going into Fight Mode. Maybe you could make it about like, the contrast between needing the strength gained and the clear expense of mental health that comes with it

Just finished making spicy cajun risotto at 2:30am, man this would be great with like, some Cuban seasoned pork and some of the mint im growing outside

It's still great without it though

If China were talking about building it I would believe it would be built to scale and under budget and ahead of time

America is just going to flail about, half build the thing in a way that destroys the environment and wastes a bunch of resources but without actually building it how it's fucking supposed to be, and it'll take thirty years to do all that

there's nothing in the world that a bike could ever do that should make it more expensive than a car and that's including "it drives for you and sucks you off the whole time" and i don't care whatever UM AKSHUALLY is about to come my way. That's stupid.

this mf out here thinking God is gonna pay for 4k textures on everything, even the skybox!

my favorite part of this comment is framing 50 hours like a standard work week

Why exert effort just to be here longer when you didn't have a reason?

gosh i dunno perhaps dying is fucking terrifying?

you don't have any problem with them painting a completely fallacious image of the imperialist structure? Just that they're not being "objective" enough

Are you an idiot

Is the problem that people don't share your miserable outlook

lol

NONE of your outlooks reflect dependency relationships between states and instead treat China + Russia as "superpowers"

The fuck do you think a "super power" is but a nation that can assert its influence across the globe, could literally end all life on the planet with literal fucking doomsday weapons, and, let's be real, would absolutely dominate the fucking U.S. in a direct confrontation at this point in its decline?

lol, answering my first question really with a resounding YES with this "lol you think china is a super power" shit