Kyrrrr

joined 7 months ago
[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 24 points 3 months ago

It's this mentality that prevents us from creating time machines

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

That's fair. Gay frogs and Al Gore turned me anti fascist. Just think what children could do

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 15 points 5 months ago

You can blame congress as well. They could be making laws to help with this

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 115 points 5 months ago (13 children)

Are these the immigrants that are stealing all our jobs?

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Ah, you've been cursed by the amulet of cucking. It functions essentially like wild magic, anytime you do anything I can ask you to roll on the cucking table. You rolled a 60? Yeah, uh lemme check, your wife appears in front of you and she hits on the rest of the party making sure to see that you're watching. Roll Charisma save."

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 17 points 6 months ago

Is it "too early" for them to choke on a bag of dicks?

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 13 points 6 months ago

Mobius strip tease

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 15 points 7 months ago

Tldr: classic corporate non-response

Honestly, they might have had their response made by AI as well. Really really really bad AI.