Kyrrrr

joined 1 year ago

some sweet cans in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean there is a point I wouldn't trust myself to be high around $800 of cookies

Never-ending laundry in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

Become a nudist. Problem solved.

But it itches, precious!!! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My life with eczema

Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’ in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 14 points 5 months ago

Nah, edging is still legal

Rule (Penance 4/100) in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 24 points 1 year ago

It's this mentality that prevents us from creating time machines

Colorado Republicans tell parents to take kids out of school over fears they ‘turn more kids trans’ in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

That's fair. Gay frogs and Al Gore turned me anti fascist. Just think what children could do

Michigan Republican unseated after losing to Democrat by 20 points in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

You can blame congress as well. They could be making laws to help with this

I’m in a park. The grass is being mown by a robot. in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 115 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Are these the immigrants that are stealing all our jobs?

Nuclear fusion experiment sets record for time at 100 million degrees Celsius in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 36 points 1 year ago

I lowkey hope these stories are fake or it's all the same guy in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Ah, you've been cursed by the amulet of cucking. It functions essentially like wild magic, anytime you do anything I can ask you to roll on the cucking table. You rolled a 60? Yeah, uh lemme check, your wife appears in front of you and she hits on the rest of the party making sure to see that you're watching. Roll Charisma save."

Embracer say their restructure is over, but it's "too early" to start acquiring studios again in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 17 points 1 year ago

Is it "too early" for them to choke on a bag of dicks?

What's the most watched non porn video on porn hub? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

Mobius strip tease