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They did not limit themselves to one monkey. From the article:

As well as a single monkey, they also did the calculations using the current global population of around 200,000 chimpanzees.

That explains Drain, OR. I always wondered what the actual drain looked like!

Wow, this is what's below this post in my feed.

https://slrpnk.net/post/13737444

Also, it's "Dragostea Din Tei" by O-Zone and you better not erase it.

At my partner's house, there are two cats: Mr. And Mrs. Rizzler. The teenagers in the house started calling them that and everyone went with it. Before then, the term was used basically every single time I saw any of them. It seems to most often be used as nonsense or just a word to shout at each other while trying to be annoying, but sometimes in the actual context of charisma (for example, a charismatic classmate was described as a "rizzler").

So yeah, it's a thing in some circles, but I'm hopeful this is an isolated incident.

Women are the best for me and I have a lot of the same as the last one.

Absolutely. For example, one of Gordon Ramsay's head chefs (responsible, at least in part, for a Michelin star) famously died after using cocaine: https://www.mashed.com/492285/the-tragic-death-of-gordon-ramsays-protegee-david-dempsey/.

Actually she said it way back in May 2023, but it is making the rounds again.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2023/05/10/remarks-by-vice-president-harris-at-swearing-in-ceremony-of-commissioners-for-the-white-house-initiative-on-advancing-educational-equity-excellence-and-economic-opportunity-for-hispanics/