JaymesRS

We need you to go to the store and get two quarts of elbow grease… and, uh, pick up some... headlight fluid for the Puma too.

Look, I know you don't know me, but you have to believe what I'm about to tell you. Sometime in your future, I get stationed here in Blood Gulch and we meet. And this guy here, he gets promoted to Sergeant of the red army and we spy on them. And they get this new jeep and I'm all like, "There is no way you can pick up chicks in a tank!"

I read this in Maurice Moss’ voice

Yeah, a couple of them compensate, Arctic on iOS does too.

There’s a reason I didn’t type it with the markdown for clickable link.

See also tvtropes.org

Run Cera, there’s a Sharptooth right behind you!

According to Google, it’s called Deep Water, I can only presume it’s specifically relating to the Ark story.

The Simpsons did an episode where a monorail salesman tries to sell Springfield on installing a monorail, and there’s a song somewhat evoking the 76 Trombones scene from the musical The Music Man by Meredith Wilson. Mine and other comments are lyrics from that song.

I hear those things are awfully loud.

I’m torn. While I highly support right to repair, I also support measures that make high-value theft targets like cellphones and catalytic converters worthless or extremely hard to convert to a payout.