Ipodjockey

They really missed out on changing breaking news to braking news.

Hmmmm you got some primary sources for those claims? Not saying you are wrong. It's just the first time I've heard this.

I was given this nickname by an old guy at work that knew I was good with computers. Never actually owned an ipod lol.

Cause they are owned by American billionaires and as such are more ethical. /s

Huh... I'm not smart enough to comment on the validity of this but it seems interesting.

Alternatively, if you do use rock dildos clean them with a flame thrower. Then go buy a real sex toy. 😁

Wtf bro... This shit ruins lives. If you are going to for illicit pain killers stick with weed.

This is some Merlin level superstition... Might as well claim that he is doing in on purpose while it's happening.

Yup.

We are grateful for you fellow internet human.

May I introduce you to Slay the Spire?