WRT Secret of Mana - maybe play the first little bit yourself until you unlock a second character, then save and you two can start from there. Trust me.
Also, I know it's a side scroller, but Castle Crashers is great fun if you haven't tried it yet.
Pretty much any of the SNES era arcade ports: TMNT, Knights of the Round, Sunset Riders... Though maybe not all of them in one sitting.
That's all I've got off the top of my head. Happy gaming!
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Hey man, Joan Laurer had nothing to do with this.
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Whoops, your party put the meteors next to each other again. No prog for you this week!
^Disclaimer: ^I ^never ^made ^it ^past ^T5 ^"on-content" ^but ^I ^heard ^the ^horror ^stories
+1 for Archinstall. I'm a Linux noob and getting everything set up was a cinch. Even had a spot to put in my address so I can get my first pair of thigh length striped socks from the AUR.
^that ^was ^a ^joke.
Oh hey, I was having this issue. Changed the audio to OpenAL, restarted, and haven't had any problems since. Might be worth a try if you haven't already.
Grab 'em by the headlines. When you're famous, they let you do it.
Not that you need to use special tools. SteamOS is built on Arch so you can just... y'know, install shit on there.
Daisy for Kart. Daisy for Smash.
Hi, I'm Daisy.
(Jokes aside, probably the closest thing I have to a main in Smash is Hero)
I don't know if it would meet your "no kid's movie" requirement, but Hocus Pocus has been in my spooky season rotation forever.
Also, it's technically a musical I guess but the animated Legend of Sleepy Hollow narrated/sung by Bing Crosby is a classic.
Everything else on my list has already been mentioned, but I would be remiss not to mention one of my wife's favorites, Corpse Bride. If you were already looking at Nightmare Before Christmas, I think you'll enjoy it.