FumpyAer

joined 2 years ago
[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The bus he was on stopped there to let its passengers eat, wasn't it? It was one of two options. Not ruling out the evidence being planted, though.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 9 points 13 hours ago

And the double entendre that he was a cop makes it even better. If she's called on it, she just meant that as law enforcement, he knows that people he arrests get a trial (if they don't confess, that is).

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago

You can divide $450 million by 157 and it's still more money than I'll make in a lifetime. For one event.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago

I feel a hitman wouldn't choose the $600 million dollar wedding as the moment to strike.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

What's better than one long E vowel in a cat name? Two long E vowels!

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Opera can actually be kinda fun, especially if it's in a language you understand. It's (mis)understood to be stuffy and boring now, but back in the day it was low-brow entertainment.