FlakesBongler

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rationalists be like “you dont get it, its the scariest thing I’ve ever read, I’m sparing you” and its just making up an evil robot in your head that kills you forever and crying about it in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I'd like to see Roko's Basilisk deal with RoboCop

Him or Predator

The left can't meme? in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Also, the Left can meme

Slammer's been hitting out of the park consistently qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

Eat your heart out Paul Verhoeven in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eat recycled food!

It's great for the environment and okay for you!

I epically owned my conservative dad by baking this intricate cake. Maybe he'll think twice now before supporting Drumpf in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago (4 children)

When my dad said racist shit, I would chastise him until he stopped

Now he doesn't say racist shit

Stop respecting your parents people

USAID spent $98 million to give us one of the funniest memes of the past few years in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

My brain read this as guisado and I was like "Yeah, lol, they are cooked"

Do you know where we could get a few antifas together for a couple of drinks? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Dialectics in action

Do you know where we could get a few antifas together for a couple of drinks? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 73 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The feds are getting lazy or this is some Elon fan trying to play Super Spy

Either way, tee-hee

I can't help but feel like RFK Jr. has something to do with this in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago

Love watching society regress in every possible way

Very cool

Would it be weird to yell "critical support" as a bystander during a bank robbery? I need your answers fast! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Yell it and then punch a security guard

"WILL THERE BE SOME PAIN? YES, MAYBE (AND MAYBE NOT!)... BUT IT WILL ALL BE WORTH THE PRICE THAT MUST BE PAID" in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

And they're not exactly going to rush to start reopening the factories

Those have already been converted into condos

The libs of Mastodon are still making glib remarks about "the price of eggs" and I want to [redacted] in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Ho ho ho, a cheap staple food is increasingly unaffordable! I bet you ignorant pigs are happy Trump is in charge now! smuglord

It stands for "Hire, Bart, Hire" in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

No one who speaks woke could be an evil man

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