I'm a scholar and I consume slop
Slop was the subject of my studies!
It's the Grand Wizard and the Exulted Cyclops
I am not making this up
To be fair, he was doing this before, during and after he was president the first time
Just like Grover Cleveland
Shhh... don't dreamshame their cottagecore fantasy
I don't feel bad
I know that generations of wealthy jerks wanting to maintain their positions did this
This fills me with a righteous fury and spiteful obstinance
I will claw my way out of the morass
I will bring all who I can with me, even if they're kicking and screaming the entire time
Spooky theremin music
If this happens, I'm beating the guards to death with a sack of apples/potatoes/whatever dense plant material i can find
There are at least 13 barrels of hell, yes
Pictures you can smell
What bean bag chair?
Where is it?
Yeah, I still cackle thinking about it
