FlakesBongler

To be fair, I would totally pull off the hood and mask combo

Tomato Soup is the #1 cause of foodborne illness in the world

Now, that isn't actually true, but it feels like it is

Because everyone I know has a tomato soup made me sick story

Something something gravity bends light something something ice wall something something something stars are projected

If they mastered Capitalism then why haven't other businesses followed their models and plans?

After all, Capitalism is supposed to be the best, most efficient system!

Oh, I was just commiserating

I've been trying to find work in the region and it's all Raytheon, BAE systems and the like

Sucks big time

Rural northeast you say?

Yeah, kind of hard to find work out here that isn't tied to the Defense industries

Looking on the bright side, this means a lot of these guys won't be able to handle weapons very effectively

Just a bunch of butterfingers shooting each other in the face

THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF HEALTH, LIKE CAVEMEN!

I'm gonna cross my fingers and hope that the Time Haters show up and start fixing things

This is how I found out I didn't like my job