FlakesBongler

Look at this and tell me there is a Gord

This is what they invented the term Food Product for

You okay Xabe, you barely touched your

all my weiners... GONE

giant phallus

:sicko-yes:

collapses

That's a mouthful, it'll never catch on

No

I'm being damaged psychically by this as we speak

I still remember when the head of the Milwaukee Police Department went on TV and said "Buy a gun, we cannot protect you" and everyone really homed in on the "buy a gun" part to get mad about

Fucker just admitted the don't protect anyone and everyone was like "Oh no, guns!"

My friends just had a baby and my hope is that I can exert enough peer pressure to make up for the fact that their families are fairly chuddish

One of their mom's told them to wait on vaccines for a few years and I sat them both down and gave a PowerPoint presentation on why that was a bad idea

I didn't actually have slides and instead had to bring up articles on my phone, but I think it had a positive effect on them

I learned about the Hawley-Smoot Tariffs back in high school and why they aggravated the conditions that would snowball into The Great Depression

I guess everyone else was busy drawing the Cool S or something involving The Monkees

I wonder if they're going to add this to the training videos they make you watch when you work for the USPS