Are you telling me a bunch of old rich people are fantastically out of touch with the common citizen?
Why, I shan't believe it! 
FlakesBongler
joined 5 years ago
Zero Sugar Nazis
Well, looks like my plan to sneak onto construction sites and steal copper wire will pay off dividends
Hell yeah
Shoe Bomber 2.0 time
Ell-oh-ell
I'm sure going all trigger happy with tariffs is totally going to make them want to be economic partners with the USA
Obesiance, I reckon
Make sure to face him to the East
That way he can watch the sun rise on his agony every single day
It's sort of the same reason monsters are cool
You try to portray your enemy as some sort of inhuman wraith of incalculable danger and compared to protagonist Milton Q. Toast, they're just cool
I find cherry tomatoes too sweet straight up
I usually roast them with a little salt and pepper and it gives them a nicer depth of flavor
Tomato soup is the same, I gotta roast those bad boys for a bit before I soupify them
Only time I prefer raw tomato is on a nice tomato sandwich and it's got to be an immaculate tomato for that
Sometimes, life comes at you fast
Yeah, the good shit
Maybe if it's Mutant League Football and the ball is a secret bomb perhaps
But we don't have football playing robots and skeletons
Not yet anyway...