Etterra

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 6 days ago

If it's a legitimate trap, I'll start by escaping the house via the most expedient means, destructively if necessary.

Once in the maze I'll utilize the right-hand rule (or left-hand, it literally doesn't matter as long as you're consistent about it) to find the exit. If no exit is able to be located, I'll switch to an effort to find the beans to create an exit, or otherwise forcible escape the labyrinth's perimeter.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hypothesis: Conservatives will refuse to believe contradicting facts regardless of punishment.

Experiment: Use increasingly painful stimulus for negative reinforcement when subjects espouse harmful views, ie racism.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Okay, humorously...

Eating pizza with a fork. If you're afraid of hot grease burning a trail down your arm, you don't deserve to enjoy good pizza.

Reasonable exceptions for children and the disabled can be made.

But if you put ranch on it you should be thrown in Guantanamo Bay.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 6 days ago

I doubt it. She's not worth billions of dollars.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 6 days ago

A Maga cultist decided to try and break up a protest with his cope-wagon. He was going slow enough that it's not likely to qualify as attempted murder, but it was still fucking crazy. He drive past and yelled at them like a lunatic before he did this.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah, we've earned that.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 6 days ago

For the meme, probably.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 0 points 6 days ago

Ranch on a pizza is fuckin heresy, you monster.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That's because they didn't go to Paris to experience Paris. They went to Paris so they could brag to everyone back home that they went to Paris, and then use that to reinforce their superiority complex.

I'm other words, they're useless assholes.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That would explain the goddamn fork.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 6 days ago (4 children)

If you're putting Ranch on your pizza then you deserve your suffering.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's consistent within their own headcannon. If you believe the world will end in 10 years, you're going to do things to prepare for that short term timeline to ensure your own survival, place in the afterlife, standard of living, or whatever. Although if there is an afterlife, these assholes ain't going to the good one lol.

They have zero interest in long-term planning and helping others. Well, Elon might have some, the way he's Nazi-tier obsessed with reproduction quality and quantity.

But in their minds, why bother taking care of Earth when it'll be ashes one way or another within their lifetimes? It's sociopathic and cruel, but they're so detached that they can't even comprehend how disconnected they actually are.

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