All these folks buying gold and my apocalypse plan just involves a handle of whiskey and one bullet.
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It seems to leave out autocratic leaders of countries with equivalent wealth and greater power, such as Prince Bonesaw and Vlad Putler.
Starbucks: stop lingering! I'm and out, let's go!
Sam Altman: no wait
Gen-X here. The reason they're giving you that advice is because that used to actually work. If you wanted a job, for instance, you needed to comb through newspapers or physically go around and look for places that were hiring. It wasn't uncommon for ads to to say "apply in person." Without the Internet making applying for a job almost trivially easy compared to how it used to be, going through the extra effort of showing up dressed professionally was a way to show that you were serious and willing to put in real effort.
The Boomers and Gen-Xers telling you to do the same aren't living in the same decade as the rest of us, mostly because the Internet wasn't pervasive in the time they were looking for jobs. Back in the 90s the Internet was kinda a novelty that you had to go looking for. It wasn't, IMO, until smart phones came along that being online REALLY took off, though arguably iMac computers really pushed the "tech is trendy" idea out there.
Maybe she's just terminally clueless?
While it has what can be considered a use case, to increase your visibility in the dark. However it's a terrible solution. Instead wear a high-vis reflective vest, and/or wear some kind of clip-on lights. I've got a high-power clip-on flashlight that I put on my belt for when I have to walk into our dark-ass parking lot, or otherwise need to see where I'm going and don't want to risk getting run over.
Like he hasn't wasted enough tax money on stupid ideas.
Yeah I get that, I usually have to reread it a time or two to make sure I understand exactly what's being said. I don't want my middle aged brain to get confused, I'm dumb enough as it is.
Imagine if every gas station worker in just the city alone went in strike.
Meanwhile in the White House... LOL

That's the least problematic result. "We all love meaty food and we know you don't so we didn't invite you to the Delicious Meat Showcase.'