ElGosso

The ten crack commandments

Honestly surprised that the dev company known for milking DLC for decades decided not to release its Sims knockoff

Dynasty Warriors with Path of Exile's crunchiness

And it should have the soundtrack like DW6 did because that shit ruled

The quarter pounder

"I was simply pretending" lmao ok

There's definitely negative psychological effects to having a skinner box in your hand at all times.

I keep thinking about this because it's so fucking funny. "We've invented a way to reintroduce some of the emotional nuance innate in vocal communication and add further symbolic references to text!" "My god, you're an imbecilic caveman! You're destroying civilization!"

Of all the things to get Ted Kaczynski over, emojis is easily the funniest one

We had one crash the site once even.

Those are awful names for people but fantastic names for bands.

Down here in the states Kevin is normally associated with the Call of Duty demographic stereotype - a young (15-25) dumb pothead who drinks too much Monster and punches holes in drywall when he gets mad.

Testicles, but pronounced like Hercules ("tes-ti-CLEEZ")