Gending Machine
Defenestrator
joined 1 year ago
"If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!"
“What creature walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three in the evening?”
A kobold. In the morning it scurries around on all fours, trying to get everything in order before its master wakes up. At midday, it stands at attention before its master. By the evening, it gets tired and leans on its tail a bit.
Who's Steve Jobs?
One day I'm going to play an asexual bard, just to subvert expectations.
Rocs fall, everyone dies
That only creates bland food.
Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.
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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism it's just the opposite.