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Listen here you little shit (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now I want to do a campaign in the hells that begins with "Rocks fall, everyone dies".

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 13 points 8 months ago

Meanwhile on the surface, the lich that crushed them with the rock has subsumed their corpses into their army and is going to invade the hells.

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The tapestry of magic begins to unravel, the falling rocks all turn to rolls d100 and checks chart 15 acid arrows ~~fireballs~~, 6 lightning bolts , 8 icy spheres, and 2 fireballs. And a Tarrasque (and rather exasperated bowl of petunias) fall from 50,000ft to land on top of you.

E: ^and^ ^fireballs^

[–] phase@lemmy.8th.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh, no. Not again.

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You know, you would think if we know enough to know what a bowl of petunias is thinking, we should know a lot more about the universe than we do...

[–] phase@lemmy.8th.world 2 points 8 months ago

In this context, who would write in letters of fire "We apologize for the inconvenience"? 😁

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Rocs fall, everyone dies