Damarcusart

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think this may be a little overblown. "Gurus" offering the magic solution to teenage boys/young adults to get girls to notice them have been around for decades. A lot of these kids will grow out of it once they realise it doesn't actually work, and the "trick" is to just be understanding and empathetic.

That being said, I've got a friend in their early 20s and her dating experiences do seem to reflect this sort of thing, seems like at least 60% of guys on dating apps fall for this bullshit. Though it could be survivorship bias, they are gross creeps, so they don't get a girlfriend and thus remain on the app much longer than the guys who aren't total creeps.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

"Our master told us to jump, so we are happy to ask the question, "How high?""

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

I was reading this and thinking "this almost reads like you got chatGPT to write a Trump easter tweet." But I don't think it is AI, just an intern.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

It really wasn't his best work, his discovery of the number of piano tuners in Chicago was much better.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Only to the moon though.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

Yeah, the whole thing assumes that the aliens would be using a communications technology that:

  1. we can actually detect it with our current technology.
  2. would still be identifiable as communications by completely different alien species.
  3. wouldn't just become a garbled mess by the time it reaches its destination.

We've had radio technology for about a century, vs the 10,000 years or so of human societies existing. Even as recently as 200 years ago, we'd probably be expecting the aliens to show up on horseback with a handwritten missive to be read to us. We make a lot of assumptions that they would use radio waves to communicate, and would beam radio waves at us, when we could very well be using technology that these aliens abandoned for more advanced communications technology centuries or even millennia ago.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

People joke about the Marx manga, but it actually does a decent job of establishing why the system itself is the problem and not just "a few bad apples"

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 49 points 3 days ago

It would probably be more shocking if he wasn't tbh, being the patron saint of libertarians and all that.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

His blood sugar was getting low and he needed a milkshake. It was a potentially life threatening situation!

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Would be a shame if they all gathered in one place and then someone luigi-dance them.

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