Carl

realized that I barely look at my passengers when ridesharing. Jason Voorhees could get in my car with a hockey mask and a bloody machete and I'd just be like "so how's your night going?"

dex build bison

Aerosmith goes woke, changes song title to "girl looks like a lady"

really enjoying the feature in kde where if I wiggle the mouse the cursor gets bigger and if I keep wiggling it keeps getting bigger and bigger until it fills the whole screen.

WE WERE MEANT TO LIVE FOR SO MUCH MOOOOOORE! HAVE WE LOST OURSELVES!?

Driving Uber was fucking painful yesterday, but today with the power of hindsight I think the problem wasn't the time I choose to drive, but the location. Gonna try again this time in a different city and see what's up, I really don't want to go back to the graveyard shift that shit suuuucks.

been Uber/Lyft ing for like four hours and only made like forty dollars never ever trying to make money at this time of day again this sucks

If Dr Pepper introduced a mascot and she was a woman in a labcoat with a stethoscope that would cause a not-insignificant portion of the population's heads to explode. I fully support this.

I got a whole ass-toolkit in my car, I could theoretically take the whole thing apart with what I got (putting it back together though ehhhhhhh)

wild that there's a whole category of drink that doesn't have a name, but we signal that a drink belongs to that category by naming it "Dr _____" or "Mr ____".

If a company introduced a "Ms ____" to the market, would conservatives go nuts about inserting politics into soft drinks?

Finally some good news.