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[โ€“] john_brown@hexbear.net 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

PENIS SHEATH AND TUFT POORLY DEVELOPED

cmon he's right there be nice

[โ€“] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Don't even talk to me unless your penis tuft is immaculate ๐Ÿ’…

grossest joke I've ever made. Ban me.

[โ€“] ghosts@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago

come at me, motherfucker, I bet the tip of your tail don't even reach your hocks

nice thermal window, jackass

plains ass 25 degree ass hump angle having ass

nice penis sheath tho, I'll give you that. Well developed tbh

[โ€“] segfault11@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

Wood Bison

POORLY DEVELOPED

nominative determinism L

[โ€“] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

That's right, I'm known for a mean anterior hump with my well-developed penis tuft

[โ€“] Euergetes@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the wood bison is nimble and has dexterity lost to the "superior" plains bison

[โ€“] uSSRI@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Euergetes@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

forest bison wields modern small arms! even surface to air missiles and technicals

[โ€“] uSSRI@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The lumbering plains bison's well developed penis tuft will be its undoing when the tufts keep snagging on tripwires

[โ€“] Euergetes@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

protracted bisons war on the plains type bison imperialism

[โ€“] Carl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

dex build bison

[โ€“] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Lmao weak ass anterior hump angle

[โ€“] Goblin@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago
[โ€“] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Y is everyone so mean to wood bison smh

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

poorly developed penis sheath

[โ€“] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

The tuft is what really counts.

[โ€“] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

He's trying his BEST meow-tableflip

Our majestic wood bison vs their abominable plains bison

[โ€“] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wood Bison has some sharp edges.

[โ€“] RNAi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

PS1 ass bison

[โ€“] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Check out this dope ass bison

[โ€“] Des@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

going to air out my heat window anyone want to join me?