Bad

joined 5 months ago
 

Would have done this on june 1st but I was on a small trip.

Wishing all our queer friends a smug month, and rest of the year too.


[green, in front of a car with its hood open] Damn it... Looks like my car's broken

[yellow mechanic, standing in front of the car] Easy fix, your car simply ran out of gender fluid

[green] My car did what now?!

[green is seen driving away happily, the car smiling as well, the car's license plate reads "THEY/THEM"]

https://thebad.website/comic/gender_fluid

 

[orange, handing a burger to green] Here, have a free hamburger

[green] This hamburger looks great, thanks

[orange, smug] Oh by the way, the sauce is a mixture of turds and cyanide

[green, throwing away the burger] Ewww, this hamburger is disgusting, get it away from me

[orange, looking extra smug] So you changed your mind about the burger, yet it's the exact same burger as it was before? Sounds to me like we've got a massive hypocrite over here

https://thebad.website/comic/context_burger

 

[orange, handing a burger to green] Here, have a free hamburger

[green] This hamburger looks great, thanks

[orange, smug] Oh by the way, the sauce is a mixture of turds and cyanide

[green, throwing away the burger] Ewww, this hamburger is disgusting, get it away from me

[orange, looking extra smug] So you changed your mind about the burger, yet it's the exact same burger as it was before? Sounds to me like we've got a massive hypocrite over here

https://thebad.website/comic/context_burger

 

Below a FISHMONGER sign, a character holds fishes in a tray, and says "I smoke fish for a living".

The character then proceeds to roll a fish into a cylinder, lights it on fire, and takes a puff of it.

https://thebad.website/comic/smoked_fish

 

[blue character points at a square] We've done a peer reviewed study, and concluded that all squares have four sides

[annoyed orange character points at a diamond shape] This is objectively wrong, I've personally seen a four sided structure that isn't a square

https://thebad.website/comic/social_sciences_understander

 

[blue character points at a square] We've done a peer reviewed study, and concluded that all squares have four sides

[annoyed orange character points at a diamond shape] This is objectively wrong, I've personally seen a four sided structure that isn't a square

https://thebad.website/comic/social_sciences_understander

 

[2015] Brexit? Never gonna happen No way people would vote for that it would be so silly

[2020] A second Trump presidency? What are you smoking, there's no way US citizens would want this guy back after what he did

[2025] Actual fascism, in my country? Mate what are you talking about, our people would never let it happen, at the very least they would not vote for it

https://thebad.website/comic/never_gonna_happen

 

[2015] Brexit? Never gonna happen No way people would vote for that it would be so silly

[2020] A second Trump presidency? What are you smoking, there's no way US citizens would want this guy back after what he did

[2025] Actual fascism, in my country? Mate what are you talking about, our people would never let it happen, at the very least they would not vote for it

https://thebad.website/comic/never_gonna_happen

 

[2015] Brexit? Never gonna happen No way people would vote for that it would be so silly

[2020] A second Trump presidency? What are you smoking, there's no way US citizens would want this guy back after what he did

[2025] Actual fascism, in my country? Mate what are you talking about, our people would never let it happen, at the very least they would not vote for it

https://thebad.website/comic/never_gonna_happen

 

[a character smokes a cigar while ranting] The way leftists hate us no matter what we do is irrational, they're just jealous of success, I bet they'd find a way to hate us even if we stopped climate change and ended poverty

[the character walks away, cigar still in hand] Anyway, let's go vote some laws to accelerate climate change and increase poverty

https://thebad.website/comic/jealous_of_success

 

[a character smokes a cigar while ranting] The way leftists hate us no matter what we do is irrational, they're just jealous of success, I bet they'd find a way to hate us even if we stopped climate change and ended poverty

[the character walks away, cigar still in hand] Anyway, let's go vote some laws to accelerate climate change and increase poverty

https://thebad.website/comic/jealous_of_success

 

[inventor, showing their machine called "The awesome non polluting thing maker"] My awesome new invention will be a net positive to everyone's lives

[capitalist, smoking a cigar] Great! How can we restrict access to it and profit from it?

https://thebad.website/comic/capitalism_drives_innovation

[โ€“] Bad@jlai.lu 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me, I'm a tasteful person.

I only listen to https://youtu.be/FQnD4rt8Vog

On a loop.

All day.

Every day.

(shoutout to one of the only good YouTube comment sections btw)

[โ€“] Bad@jlai.lu 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I like having the right to exist within society ๐Ÿฅบ

Although to be fair, I do miss the Usenet & IRC days. It felt so easy to connect with people on a personal level back when the Internet was less crowded. Much less arguing, and much more being excited to be there.

[โ€“] Bad@jlai.lu 1 points 3 months ago

Please enjoy each comment equally

[โ€“] Bad@jlai.lu 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not a single smartphone in sight.

Just a plane living in the moment.

๐Ÿ™Œ

[โ€“] Bad@jlai.lu 3 points 3 months ago

!smugideologyman@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[โ€“] Bad@jlai.lu 5 points 3 months ago

!coaxedintoasnafu@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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