[a character is looking sad in front of a dish full of nondescript brown food] EATING TOO MUCH FOOD BECAUSE YOU ARE FEELING SAD
[the character is still looking sad, its round belly sticks out of its clothes] FEELING SAD BECAUSE YOU ATE TOO MUCH FOOD
[zoom on the character's upper-middle body, revealing that its stomach is smiling smugly at the reader]
[dark green] Delightful weather, my friend, what a lovely day to exist
[light green] I say, I would agree, 'tis a nice moment in time
[pink, angrily pointing at the greens] Excuse me… Are you two greens having a conversation without me?
[light green, confused] Well uh… Yeah, I guess?
[green, on the phone, pissed] Hello, police? I am a victim of anti-pink racism
[pink, sitting on the floor, hunched, looking sad] Chronic depression is ruining my life, I barely have a will to live left, anyway I must go to this social gathering so let's get up and go I guess
[green, holding their head, looking distraught] I am literally on the verge of death, both physically and psychologically, anyway, let's head to a social gathering
[pink and green with faint smiles, reaching for each other's hands]
Hey that's one of my comics !
Awesome to see it being shared/used !
Have a nice day 😀
[pointing at a chart] Our studies have shown that the leading cause of divorce is marriage
[smug] Therefore, in an attempt to lower the divorce rate, we have enacted a ban on marriage
Would have done this on june 1st but I was on a small trip.
Wishing all our queer friends a smug month, and rest of the year too.
[green, in front of a car with its hood open] Damn it... Looks like my car's broken
[yellow mechanic, standing in front of the car] Easy fix, your car simply ran out of gender fluid
[green] My car did what now?!
[green is seen driving away happily, the car smiling as well, the car's license plate reads "THEY/THEM"]
God forbid I ever change my mind on something after learning its context apparently.
[orange, handing a burger to green] Here, have a free hamburger
[green] This hamburger looks great, thanks
[orange, smug] Oh by the way, the sauce is a mixture of turds and cyanide
[green, throwing away the burger] Ewww, this hamburger is disgusting, get it away from me
[orange, looking extra smug] So you changed your mind about the burger, yet it's the exact same burger as it was before? Sounds to me like we've got a massive hypocrite over here
How would you like your Magic the Gathering card cooked today?
Hmmm… I'll go with Mythic Rare.
Sometimes I get confused and make an actual comic instead of a smuggie.
Anyway true story that's what I thought smoked fish was when I was a kid.
Below a FISHMONGER sign, a character holds fishes in a tray, and says "I smoke fish for a living".
The character then proceeds to roll a fish into a cylinder, lights it on fire, and takes a puff of it.
At this time of the day?
In this part of the fediverse?
Correct 🫡
[blue character points at a square] We've done a peer reviewed study, and concluded that all squares have four sides
[annoyed orange character points at a diamond shape] This is objectively wrong, I've personally seen a four sided structure that isn't a square
I noticed I sometimes "come up" with "brand new" comic ideas that are actually something I saw elsewhere years ago in a meme or a tweet then completely forgot about, and go "oh, right" when people point it out.
It's unironically hard to not plagiarize due to the way the brain works, I feel for the author of this comic.
It's not truly smug until the arms get squiggly
I lived in Luton for a bit for a UK job, let me tell ya, I got to see the best and brightest of your country I think. Brexit was a surprise for me like it was for most, but only half of a surprise after what I'd seen ten years before in big Lute.
Although I was told I don't know what the real british experience is until I've seen the Bude tunnel in person. This place changes people, so I've been told. Can't wait to visit it one day and get my spiritual awakening.
[2015] Brexit? Never gonna happen No way people would vote for that it would be so silly
[2020] A second Trump presidency? What are you smoking, there's no way US citizens would want this guy back after what he did
[2025] Actual fascism, in my country? Mate what are you talking about, our people would never let it happen, at the very least they would not vote for it
Keep going, good luck, and have fun!