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Tattoo Idea (feddit.de)
submitted 8 months ago by genfood@feddit.de to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 196 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Let this be a warning, kids. Tats like this are a gateway. Don't think that he can hide behind a mask forever. Don't follow his route.

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago

Just cuz you're all NAT'd up doesn't mean you'll be left alone.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Switch back before it's too late.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

He has already chosen the route he wants his life to take. There was no turning back once he passed through that gateway.

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago

I don't mean to put him in a category, but he is clearly from a hub of scum and villainy.

[–] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 55 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"I have the IP address of the man who ruined my life forever on my hands"

[–] Dnn@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

127.0.0.1 then?

[–] GreyCat@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

That's his loopback address, his local IP can be 192.168.0.1/24

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 11 points 8 months ago

Don't believe his lies

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 40 points 8 months ago

Dude! How did you find out my IP address?!? Delet this post now or I will call thr police! I don't want my identiti stolen!

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 8 months ago

Oh no! He's got my IP 😱

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now do ipv6

[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't have enough fingers

[–] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You gotta use colons. Then it's pretty easy.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 8 months ago

Good luck finding a tattoo artist that will do your colon

[–] JoMomma@lemm.ee 34 points 8 months ago

Class C warfare

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 31 points 8 months ago

If it were the right hand you could've done /24 on the thumb

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is gross. Needs IPv6

[–] QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

IPv8 tattoo

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Now do '0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0001" across both knuckles like the classic "LOVE HATE" tat.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or just a big

::1

on your hand

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

On your chest. Much more macho.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Get it as a throat tattoo or get out

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Get a null tattoo on your forehead if you are really about that life.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 9 points 8 months ago

DEAD BEEF

[–] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

127.0.0.1 / 255.0.0.0

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why the fuck did I click this

[–] lud@lemm.ee 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Yes, 127.0.0.1 is famous for the distribution of malware. Don't ever go to https://127.0.0.1

[–] N0tTheBees@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Can confirm I personally know the guy that hosts 127.0.0.1, total asshole.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

you have tls on your local network?

[–] lud@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Local? 127.0.0.1 is a malware distribution IP. Of course they use TLS.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

malware? yet its a secure connection. suspicious...

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, before IP, my first thought was a concentration camp.

[–] genfood@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago

🪦

[–] Astongt615@lemmy.one 4 points 8 months ago

Definitely Dewey Decimal System

[–] zinderic@programming.dev 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No place like 127.0.0.1.

[–] roddy@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

::1

[–] xradeon@lemmy.one 11 points 8 months ago

"I'll show you a gateway to heaven!" punch

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

I'm a 10.0.0.0 255.0.0.0 enjoyer myself.

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 6 points 8 months ago

Hopefully you don't have that much trouble remembering them.

[–] RAM@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I already have a couple hand tattoos, but I definitely need this or some other dev related tattoo ^^

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I also sport a couple of hand tattoos. Only 3 are dev related though.

[–] RAM@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 months ago

What are the dev related ones ? :))

[–] genfood@feddit.de 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I request a proof.

[–] RAM@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 months ago

I try to keep this profile somewhat anonymous, so no proof for now (:

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

There's no place like home.

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world -4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

This is funny to programmers but it’s dumb to network admins.

[–] thisisnotgoingwell@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

I guess let people have their fun, but I agree. Class C space is pretty insignificant