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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

2 tsp oif

what?

1 cup beet both

what??

1/2 cup beef moth

what?????

1/cup chicken broth

error: invalid operands "int" and "type" for division

1/4 cup say sauce

sauce

1 tsp punmesan

I see what you did there

1/2 tsp bank powder

which banks are ok to pulverise? please clarify

1 email onion

Attachment: 1 Onion

fuck ai

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

3 lb bonclless torkey roast is my favorite

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

1/cup chicken broth

At what point does the Rust compiler shoot itself in the head?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

As if "AI posts blocked" would be honored if a single cent was to be made.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Mmmm… steak lips.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago

Where can one harvest a beef moth?

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Cranberry Turkey

1 tsp

Honey Burbon Steak

2 tsp

Swedish Meatballs

2 tösp

Checks öut.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 82 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The store was out of parlic, what do I substitute?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago
[–] PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

Is that bother?

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Just add an extra email or two of onion, and a little extra oif to allow for the quantity.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like how it managed to spell Worcestershire right.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

But it's Worcestershire aluoe, not the sauce

[–] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

I guarantee the mad bastards at ocean spray have already invented it.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Crango juice and vogkta was my fave

[–] devedeset@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

I cook a lot and search recipes often. Entirely AI generated recipe sites are all over the fucking place now. They all seem to have some form of "Marry Me Chicken".

Unfortunately the image generation has gotten quite good. They still have a sort of look about them (like in this example, they're all in the same exact type of vessel). Many of the recipe sites separate out the text generation from the image generation so there are far fewer obvious crazy typos.

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is Isabelle passing this out on Animal Crossing? (Nintendo game where almost all the text looks like AI slop. There's a fan theory that it takes place many centuries in the future, post-apocalyptic, and they don't actually know what English (or whatever localised language the Switch is set to) except the shops do have accurately written names. But for the rest? Either they used AI, or they mixed up a bunch of languages (including Arabic, it kinda has the "noodle" effect). Or they just didn't know.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 2 points 21 hours ago

I thought it was basically animals brought up to sapience trying to keep the very small number of humans left alive comfortable and happy. It's basically a conservation effort. They realized we re-wired our brains to require us to be working off debt to be "comfortable" so Tom Nook pretends to loan us a bunch of money we have to work off, and that's also why the economy makes no sense and everyone is just so happy that we sell them a potato or a nice rock or whatever.

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 17 points 1 day ago

Best part of the cow, no contest

[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Tag yourself, I'm 1 tösb blion muctard

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] HostilePasta@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

2 lb steak lips

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

½ tsp bank powder 💰

I’m 1/2 cup crango juice

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

1 email onion

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[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It looked really good and then I started reading the ingredients. I got mad. Like, really quite angry.

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[–] teft@piefed.social 31 points 1 day ago

They say that somewhere out there is a farm where none of the cows have lips.

They just wander around going "OOOOOOOO".

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Calt is the best seasoning

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Calt and parlic kinda sound good. Now i want to taste them.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago

May I have the tösp, bröther?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Crango juice" sounds like Aussie slang for PCP.

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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This is what you deserve for using Pinterest.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

At least they are better than the recipes i have made

[–] jaredwhite@humansare.social 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My whole life I've desperately wondered what bank powder tastes like. Finally I'll get my chance this Yhanskgivong!

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

The real problem is it's changed over the years. As the tellers stopped handling so much money and change, they've moved more toward receiving and tendering checks. While there are still a decent number of cash deposits and the occasional need for specific bill withdrawals, over time it will dwindle from cotton paper dust to more wood pulp and microplastic-based dust. Also it matters a lot where your bank dust has been collectioned, the dust from the air handling system filters contains more fine particulate and urea from duct-based robbery attempts, where as the dust collected from the mob stations are more of wax-based dust.

Please subscribe for more made-up bank-dust-based facts.

hmmm love me some bonciles torky

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder what the flavor difference between beet broth, and beef moth is.

[–] wizblizz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Beef moth has a meatier texture.

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you can't get a hold of any bank powder then safe deposit box granules will do.

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[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Mmmm, crohen breasts.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

One crango juice please!

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