this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2025
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[–] lena@gregtech.eu 17 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Probably some guy named Garlic idk

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

It's why Garlic Jr was so rich. His dad invented it.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

“Mr. Bread was my father.”

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 8 hours ago

We'd call it a national holiday in the States.

[–] tomselleck@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 hours ago

Holiday where banks are closed during normal business hours.

[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

Garlic.......on bread !?!?!?!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 hours ago

... and a bronze statue for the genius who put cheese on that garlic bread

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Breakfast burritos too!

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I’m sure it was someone’s mom or grandma

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

God fucking dammit Connor, are you smoking weed again !?

[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Nobel prize for food at the very least.