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[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Cat: "Put the stick away. This is a non-stick pan. And my ass is on it now."

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 35 points 17 hours ago

Take that disgusting spatula off of me! You stir veggies with that thing!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Therefore they sits.

Honestly I don't see what the problem is. Working as intended.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Did you try to turn on the stove?

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That has me twisted.

On an instant it sounds incredibly cruel, torture .

But if you consider low heat the pan doesn’t get hot instantly and they probably have enough time to leave so is it?

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 17 points 17 hours ago

Boiling frog experiment on a cat.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] A_A@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 14 hours ago

He will be... Scraped?

[–] something183786@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago