this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

"Am I gonna find out why they call you 'Peggy'?"

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Quite possibly some malarkey as well.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's not a wizard staff, he just rubs the sharp crystal on his poisoned skin then pokes people with it.

He yells "I cast poison poke!"

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago