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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's not a wizard staff, he just rubs the sharp crystal on his poisoned skin then pokes people with it.

He yells "I cast poison poke!"